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2/2/06
Hercules In New York Imagine an Arnold with
less acting ability and English at his command,
swizzle in some strong chedder and you arrive
with Hercules in New York, originally titled HERCULES
starring someone named Arnold Strong. Must have
been a different guy.
1/3/06
Ten Reasons why Santa is Evil Most
of us Gen-Xers have seen this claymation rendition
of ole Rudy the Red-beak, but seen through the
eyes of the adult this is a story of tolerance...
err, or rather Santa Claus's lack thereof. Yes,
the man in red and white, we're convinced has
the devil's colors and Hitler's sparkling personality.
11/16/05
The Sword & The Sorcerer Triple
the fun of any ordinary fantasy flick! You have
women derobing, swords firing blades, sorcerers
ripping out hearts (at a distance) and much much
more. We cannot stress enough how much you need
to screen this worthy movie, which suits the low-brow
and the neanderthal-brow in all of us.
8/31/05
How to Better Use A Roger Ebert Review Plenty of people talk shit
about Roger Ebert and how they like to form their
own opinion about movies. That's fine by me, but
I've found, personally, that the man has saved
me from watching a horde of films that couldn't
peak the interest of even the most dedicated of
retards. In other words, I learned how to use
Ebert's reviews, even in times of their imperfection,
to guide me to the movies I know anyone would
want to see. Check out YMR's five step program
to better your cinematic experience thru R. Ebert.
12/12/04 Jingle
All The Way JINGLE
ALL THE WAY is proof that evolution stopped with
the human race. We like a cheesy movie in our
lives from time to time, but this one proves that
wishing for such a thing can be dangerous. This
movie is so cringingly moronic that at times we
felt autistic just watching it. Shit, I'm still
rocking back and forth, muttering, even at this
moment.
4/13/04 Shortstick
Goes to Opening Day Lots
of words and some pictures from Opening Day 2004
plus other random thoughts from the opening week
of baseball
2/2/06
Hercules In New York Imagine
an Arnold with less acting ability and English
at his command, swizzle in some strong chedder
and you arrive with Hercules in New York, originally
titled HERCULES starring someone named Arnold
Strong. Must have been a different guy.
11/16/05
The Sword & The Sorcerer Triple
the fun of any ordinary fantasy flick! You have
women derobing, swords firing blades, sorcerers
ripping out hearts (at a distance) and much much
more. We cannot stress enough how much you need
to screen this worthy movie, which suits the low-brow
and the neanderthal-brow in all of us.
12/12/04 Jingle
All The Way JINGLE
ALL THE WAY is proof that evolution stopped with
the human race. We like a cheesy movie in our
lives from time to time, but this one proves that
wishing for such a thing can be dangerous. This
movie is so cringingly moronic that at times we
felt autistic just watching it. Shit, I'm still
rocking back and forth, muttering, even at this
moment.
8/28/04 Just
One of the Guys
JUST ONE OF THE GUYS revamped review! This is
a movie near and dear to our perverted hearts.
It's possible that three or four other articles
could be based on this movie, so if that's the
case... this is probably our "Terri"
article. New, better, boobier pictures are included.
Check it out!
6/10/04 Cannibal
Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Bill
Maher and Shannon Tweed star in this cult classic.
Together, they explore the great Avocado Jungle
that obviously covers half of California and perhaps
even stretches to other galaxies as well. Why
Californians aren't privy to this jungle only
proves our inherent stupidity, I guess. Needless
to say, the boys of YMR were in for another cheese-fest.
And this stuff was real moldy!
4/16/04 Giggles
Reviews "Corvette Summer" The
infamous "other" movie Mark Hamill stared
in. A very cute Annie Potts co-stars as a prostitute
bent on getting Hamill to change his gay ways.
But Luke isn't interested in woman-sex; he wants
his car, and by Yoda, he's going to get it back!
2/6/03 I
wanna rock.. but I can't Shortstick complains about
the crappy rock music being played on the radio
and MTV. This article was written more than a
year and a half ago, yet not much has changed
in the rock world.
11/15/04 Youngmanridge
Video (Game) boob Gallery This here is our first
gallery dedicated to naked videogame characters.
Some of the attempts are better than others, but,
as always, no matter what, they are funny nonetheless.
3/8/04 Baldur's
Gate: Dark Alliance II - The Food Run For most of those people
out there who think that Baldur's Gate is merely
an action RPG, Giggles has found an account between
its main players that will prove otherwise.
1/3/06
Ten Reasons why Santa is Evil Most
of us Gen-Xers have seen this claymation rendition
of ole Rudy the Red-beak, but seen through the
eyes of the adult this is a story of tolerance...
err, or rather Santa Claus's lack thereof. Yes,
the man in red and white, we're convinced has
the devil's colors and Hitler's sparkling personality.
11/28/04 John
Denver & The Muppets: Rocky Mountain Holiday We kick off the holiday
season with a holiday special that doesn't have
anything to with the holidays. Though the Muppets
are the star of the special, a tale about Roachito
trying to get some in Vegas makes him the star
of this article.
8/31/05
How to Better Use A Roger Ebert Review Plenty of people talk shit
about Roger Ebert and how they like to form their
own opinion about movies. That's fine by me, but
I've found, personally, that the man has saved
me from watching a horde of films that couldn't
peak the interest of even the most dedicated of
retards. In other words, I learned how to use
Ebert's reviews, even in times of their imperfection,
to guide me to the movies I know anyone would
want to see. Check out YMR's five step program
to better your cinematic experience thru R. Ebert.
9/6/04 Youngmanridge
visits Dave & Buster's Shortstick
and Giggles go out for a night of videogames and
drinking. Dave & Buster's is a gathering place
for twenty-somethings who would rather be punching
buttons and slamming jack and cokes. We could
get use to it though. Highlights include: the
D&B shooting gallery, Mazan the videosword
game, and the Mechwarrior battle.
