Here's the scoop on this little photo story: Last week before the YMR boys went to see the Matrix: Revolutions, we made a trip to Food 4 Less to pick up a couple of liquid refreshments before we enjoyed the movie. When we were making our way towards said liquid refreshments, we thought it would be a great idea to do a little photo story on our shopping experience. Shortstick and Roachito made a return trip to snap some photos tonight and came up with this. I really hope this turns out well!

So this is the store we went to. If you don't have a Food 4 Less, imagine a Costco or Sam's Club type place without memberships and lots of ghetto welfare peole shopping there

When we got there, Roachito needed to relieve himself. When he got out, he told me I needed to take a pic of the bathroom cause it reminded him of a jail bathroom. Since I don't have any jail experience, who was I to argue with him?

After vast amounts of scientific research, (mostly eating lots of junk food) the folks at Youngmanridge have concluded that the finest product from Little Debbie's is her Oatmeal Cream Pie.

We couldn't come to a consensus on what Zingers were the best, so we're gonna go ahead and let the wisdom of the readers previal on this question that plagues mankind.(poll at the bottom of the page)

Ah, is there anything better than knockoffs of popular snack cakes? Really though, the name of these bad boys is what set us off. Does anything sound more generic and "knockoffish" than Mrs. Freshley's? Roachito was so impressed with the price of the Pecan Twirls that he picked himself a pack of them. At 88 cents a pack, Roachito was able to get himself some munchies for cheap, cause he gets the "mad munchies" if ya know what I mean.

The little beaver guy on the packages really amused us. We decided to name him Snatchy (cause you know, he is a beaver).

Look at Snatchy in his all his glory. Here we present "normal" Snatchy, Sir Snatchy, and Farmer Snatchy.

Damn these boxes blocking the goodies! There has to be something amazing behind these boxes because we couldn't figure out any other reason for them being there

We knew there was something good behind those boxes. Damn the Food 4 Less people keeping us from our Boston Baked Beans and Good & Plenty's! Why would they do such a thing? Don't they know that the world needs Boston Baked Beans?

SANTA! Why are you making Ruffy the Dog do such things to you? I think you really need to stop reading those spam emails dude. Doesn't Mrs. Clause do it for you anymore?

There should be a warning on Country Club Malt Liquor:
Warning: The following alcohol will make you piss yourself uncontrollably while sleeping.

Shortstick: So is there anything else funny in this section that we should take a picture of?
Roachito: Um yeah, Pabst Non-Alcoholic!

We present the official wine of Youngmanridge.com: Carlo Rossi

We decided to check back in on that deviant Santa. We snuck up on that bastard at first and then we confronted him. Look how guilty he looks! He was really pissed when we told him we were gonna tell Mrs. Clause

Finally, no trip to the store is complete unless you pick up some Scooby Snacks. I think Roachito picked himself up a few nights worth of Scooby Snacks, cept they weren't the dog treats pictured here.

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