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- Old people look trippy
- Discovery’s transitions are
horrible
- They play beautiful music during
floods
- Discovery plays circus music while
they show death
- This channel, at times, can be depressing
- Dams can become buoyant and float
away!
- “Look at the detail on that
peach”
- Roachito’s on the discovery
channel’s side
- Jesus! They’re talking about
death again
- It’s Nazi week on the Discovery
Channel? That can’t be right.
The artist took
the idea of old people looking trippy a tad too far |
- Fireworks are very important on discovery
- Determining the sequence of how the
fireworks are shot is a very important job
- Fireworkoligists have a cool job.
- It takes quarters and trucks to keep
America going
- It would be awesome to be a pyromaster
- It’s enormous
- Discovery has wrestling commercials
- My dick is so big I got to throw
it just to take a piss
- Underwater drills kick ass
- I like water problems
This pic is
just amusing. I don't know if these chicks are fireworkologists,
but they seem to like the fireworks ALOT. Either that or they
saw the guy who has a dick so big that he has to throw it
take a leak |
- People on the Mississippi are fat
- Pumpmasters look high
- “No I didn’t say plump
master"
- Chicks are ugly on the discovery
channel
- Sometimes the animals are more handsome
than the scientists
- Football fields come every twenty
minutes
- AM Gold is not sold in stores
- I’m tired of looking at the
earth
- These commercials are more ridiculous
than swamps
- A lot of people have mullets on the
discovery channel
- The Mississippi wants to flood
- It’s time to play some beautiful
music
These dudes
must be trying to get their own show on Discovery |
- Eagles don’t have a fucking
thing to do, they just fly around and shit
- Sharks are this channel’s saving
grace
- It’s the dam structure of the
dam site
- An army of men made it rise out of
the rugged canyon
- The Colorado River is like a woman,
it’s destructive and moody
- President Hoover wanted to get people
to work
- It shot up out of the desert overnight
- Old people are jowly bastards, aren’t
they?
- My eyes feel dehydrated but they
look wet
- You can see explosions on the discovery
channel
This Eagle does
a bit more than fly around and shit. Really though, is basketball
that much more complicated? |
- As road building goes, this is as
rough as it gets
- The workers made Swiss cheese out
of the canyon
- Discovery wants to be ironic and
shit
- The average daily high was 119
- It was dirty, dangerous…. Oh
shit, I forgot
- They attacked them from four different
directions to speed things up
- Only men do Boulder Ballet
- Seeing the water rush through there
was an event
- FDR was a vengeful bastard
- Sediment sucks
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