Back when this was the focus of the site, we intended
to have people who viewed site decide which were the
best entries. As it were, we selected our favorites
while we were waiting for viewers (we still are!)
Giggles' Favorites
Sharks get physicals, poor people
don't.
Everything funny looking goes extinct.
If you're gonna die, take you pets
with you.
Getting digested would suck.
Dams can become bouyant and float
away!
It's the dam structure of the dan
site.
When discovery becomes interesting,
the room becomes silent.
It would hurt if you fell off the
Hoover dam, did you see how high that shit is?
The president can initiate the
end of the world
You’d see it too if you just
turned around, Mr. my-back-is-turned!
It might not be that cool, but
it’s $9.99 cool
Little Roach says over the phone
to the Pizzaman, “We’ll smoke you out
if you hurry.”
Horses are imbeciles.
Eating meat changes everything.
Being kicked by a gorilla is a
privilege.
What’s little John doing?
Why, he’s still driving in Africa, acting
like he’s the shit.
Since when did Hindus start sticking
shit in their mouths?
Your sloppy seconds are better
than a lesbian girlfriend.
You’re fucking wollering
like a walrus?
I get lost in my own house…
but it’s worth it.
Roachito's Favorites
You know what's cool about foreign
movies? You don't know who the good and bad actors
are
What's the point of world traveling?
If you live in America, the rest of the world is
pretty much like the place where you live now, just
dirtier and older.
That's rigoddamnamazing!
It depends on speed to catch its
prey in the air.
“All the power you need,
in the palm of your hand!”
The meaning of life is divorce.
There’s nothing wrong with
drugs. You take them when you’re sick to make
you better--- shit, you take them to make you better
when you’re perfectly fine.
Another name for midichlorians
is THC
You’d see it too if you just
turned around, Mr. my-back-is-turned!
It might not be that cool, but
it’s $9.99 cool.
The principles of flight are based
on lift and thrust
AM Gold is not sold in stores
The Colorado River is like a woman,
it’s destructive and moody
It’s Nazi week on the Discovery
Channel? That can’t be right.
It takes quarters and trucks to
keep America going
Swamps are ridiculous
Animals are sneaky
If your gonna die, take your pets
with you
Lots of theories about Neanderthal
Man, but none are right
Sharks get physicals, poor people
don’t
I wish I was a chimp with my balls
blowing in the wind
“You need the love monkey”
Shortstick's Favorites
Sharks get physicals, poor people
don't
Getting bit by a shark would
suck
Empirical evidence on Discovery
isn't that important
You know you are cool if you
have a tomb
Many human beings have been hit
with an ugly stick
It would suck to wiggle around
in a gator's mouth
It takes quarters and trucks
to keep America going
Sometimes the animals are more
handsome than the scientists
The Colorado River is like a
woman, it's destructive and moody
Old people are jowly bastards
FDR was a vengeful bastard
When discovery gets interesting,
the room becomes silent
It's not wise to go down where
the headlight fish can get you
You'd see it too if you just
turned around, Mr. My-back-is-turned!
Cigarettes and piercings aren't
that original
Eating meat changes everything
Horses are dumber than dogs.
They need to be hauled out of ditches and shit
I wouldn't flirt with a great
white shark
Showin' that bird tear open a
carcass behind a graph makes it more legitimate
